PARKER BY CHRISTOPHER HASKELLJULY 5, 2013 Exactly what one would expect from this or any future Jason Statham film, “Parker” takes the one-man-against-the-world scenario and brings it to Florida. One would think adding an impressive actor like Michael Chiklis as the villain would make the film more exciting and credible, but he has never given the direction or forum to stand out and instead … Read More Quick Review: Parker (2013)
MAY 21ST, 2013 THE ABCs OF DEATH // “The ABCs of Death” continues the multiple director, horror anthology trend that is developing and presents 26 shorts directed by 26 different filmmakers, depicting a death for each letter of the alphabet. The fun of the shorts is trying to determine what the death will be, knowing the letter but nothing else until the end, when … Read More Tuesday Releases: The Last Stand & Side Effects
HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS || While partaking in “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” I had a few revelations. For starters, there are not enough R rated fantasy films being made. As tawdry as this film could sometimes come off, there was enough blood, nudity, and violence to satisfy in the most menial but effective ways. Also, the use of actuals for the creature … Read More Theatrical Releases: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Parker, & Movie 43
