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7500 || An eerie horror film on a plane seems debilitating, but if “Buried” and “Devil” can take place in one location most of the film and still be enjoyable, perhaps this film could be the same. I’ve seen the trailer several times now and it doesn’t give much away. We know there will be thrills, chills, and deaths, but to what end and what reason, we do not know. |
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THE AMBASSADOR || Called “the most provocative filmmaker in the world”, “The Ambassador” is slightly too self-proclaimed and on the verge of being a debate between fact and fiction as the filmmaker heads into the world of corrupt politicians in the Central African Republic with a tailor-made identity purchased from the black market and many cameras following him. How this can be real may have to be seen to believed. |
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BEDEVILLED || Following in the violent footsteps of foreign films like “I See The Devil”, “Bedevilled” enters into the vengeful mind of a young woman returning to her island, to which a menace of a man is sexually and physically beating the women. I can only guess that the woman on the brink loses it and produces a film that I actually want to see. |
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BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO || Despite Toby Jones leading this film about a horror film sound studio, I am inclined to feel this would be an outdrawn thriller with little pay off.R |
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THE DAY || I would see this film for actor Dominic Monaghan’s presence if I didn’t feel like the trailer makes it appear that he’s not in it very long. He’s in the trailer long enough to say a few words of dialogue and the marketing team obviously knows people will see this film because of him by putting him in the middle of the poster. I had “PASS” in the verdict, but I may have to see this film just to prove that he dies right away. |
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DOGGIE B || If the poster and title weren’t enough of a red flag, it took me about 15 seconds into the trailer to tell you I can easily pound in the nail in the coffin of never ever seeing this film. The quality of the film is low budget, the actors are dismal, and why anyone would subject their friends, kids, or family to this film, I will never know. |
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THE FLYING SWORDS OF DRAGON GATE || It’s not every week you get a film that is “exclusively” released in IMAX 3D, which means this film is basically amusement park 3D fodder. In layman’s terms, objects will constantly be “flying at your face”. Somehow starring Jet Li, I can’t imagine this getting a huge following and will hopefully discourage future attempts. |
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THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE || God help me if I ever have children that want to see films like this one. At first, I was under the impression this was some sort of Teletubbies revival, but instead it’s something completely new and horrible. With the worst opening of all-time, I am again hoping this discourages any sequels… which it probably won’t. |
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SEARCHING FOR SONNY || What looks like a low budget independent film still has been intrigued, with three different parts of me interested slightly in this film: 1) the part of me that loved “Veronica Mars” and with the resurfacing of Jason Dohring in “Searching For Sonny” marks the first time I’ve seen him since, 2) the part of me that loved “Heroes” and the resurfacing of Masi Oka, and 3) the part of me that likes sexy ladies like Minka Kelly enough to see an entire film with them in it. It’s Not Rated which scores points and is a modern attempt at noir, which I approve of. |
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THE TALL MAN || Kudos for getting the sexy Jessica Biel in a crappy thriller film about a man kidnapping kids. Of course having a child in a horror film is an occupational hazard and Biel looks ready to fight. I am sucker for horror films (even bad ones) and I am a sucker for Jessica Biel. |
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